Sci-Fi Technobabble

Compiled from various sources as noted.

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SCI-FI ENGINEERING TECHNO-BABBLE: How is engineering going to fix the problem?

* We’re just going to have to (pick one) accelerate, actuate, amplify, boost, decouple, extend, focus, intensify, invert, link, modify, modulate, nullify, oscillate, patch, purge, recalibrate, reconfigure, redirect, refocus, reload, reroute, reset, restart, restrict, reverse, synchronize, synthesize…

* the… (pick one) auxiliary, back-up, balanced, baryon, chronometric, dorsal, emergency, gravitic, harmonic, hydro, ionic, isometric, linear, macro, magnetic, master, meson, micro, multiphasic, multivariant, nadion, nano, neutrino, non-linear, nucleonic, optronic, oscillating, osmotic, particle, phased, photon, plasma, polaron, polynodal, positronic, primary, quantum, resonating, scalable, secondary, spatial, subspace, tachyon, temporal, tertiary, tetryon, thermal, thermionic, tri-fold, ventral…

* …(optionally, pick another one) conversion, dampening, displacement, distortion, feed, feedback, field, flux, frequency, gradient, harmonic, imaging, induction, interference, invariance, logic, parallel, particle, phased, polarizing, pulse, reaction, reciprocating, source, tracking…

* …(pick final one) actuator, algorithm, array, assembly, catalyst, chamber, coil, controller, coolant, core, coupling, damper, discriminator, drive, engine, equalizer, filter, generator, grid, inhibitor, inverter, loop, manifold, matrix, processor, program, regulator, relay, sensor, spanner, stabilizer, sustainer, unit…

* …and that’s going to take a while.

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SCI-FI MEDICAL TECHNO-BABBLE: What tool does the doctor need?

* Nurse, pass me the (pick one) acute, balanced, cilial, compact, conformal, cytoplasmic, emergency, endoplasmic, extended, ganglio, harmonic, incarnated, infrared, intraoperative, macro, micro, modal, modular, modulated, multiphasic, nano, necromorphic, nucleonic, oscillating, phased, polynodal, positron, restorative, stereotactic, thermal, transient, universal, xenological,

* …(pick another one) bio, blood, cellular, cyber, gene, membrane, neural, neuropathic, plasma, protein, stasis, stitch, tissue, valve, viral,

* …(pick final one) capsule, cauterizer, clamp, cutter, decontaminator, enhancer, filter, fuser, inducer, inhibitor, injector, laser, meter, protector, regulator, retractor, sanitizer, scalpel, scope, scrubber, secutator, sensor, suture, stabilizer, sterilizer

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LIST OF ENGINEERING ITEMS
Roll 1d100.

* 1 … macro source regulator
* 2 … neutrino distortion matrix
* 3 … isometric tracking actuator
* 4 … photon interference generator
* 5 … scalable logic engine
* 6 … oscillating conversion inhibitor
* 7 … tetryon source regulator
* 8 … harmonic induction unit
* 9 … plasma particle inhibitor
* 10 … phased flux grid
* 11 … baryon reaction coolant
* 12 … master reciprocating assembly
* 13 … tri-fold reaction manifold
* 14 … primary field loop
* 15 … optronic parallel loop
* 16 … dorsal reaction grid
* 17 … nucleonic logic actuator
* 18 … gravitic polarizing chamber
* 19 … multiphasic feedback stabilizer
* 20 … balanced reciprocating filter
* 21 … harmonic conversion damper
* 22 … multivariant dampening coil
* 23 … tachyon imaging drive
* 24 … osmotic particle filter
* 25 … tachyon particle discriminator
* 26 … resonating distortion inverter
* 27 … scalable interference drive
* 28 … subspace induction spanner
* 29 … spatial conversion coil
* 30 … neutrino feed grid
* 31 … multiphasic induction inverter
* 32 … non-linear gradient algorithm
* 33 … particle gradient equalizer
* 34 … linear interference catalyst
* 35 … tertiary imaging coolant
* 36 … optronic distortion relay
* 37 … nano invariance unit
* 38 … hydro polarizing engine
* 39 … nucleonic pulse algorithm
* 40 … non-linear displacement algorithm
* 41 … magnetic feedback coupling
* 42 … positronic particle array
* 43 … particle displacement matrix
* 44 … secondary feedback sustainer
* 45 … auxiliary logic sustainer
* 46 … thermal parallel regulator
* 47 … polaron invariance stabilizer
* 48 … phased field discriminator
* 49 … ventral invariance array
* 50 … thermionic flux generator
* 51 … meson reciprocating program
* 52 … nano frequency discriminator
* 53 … dorsal feed coolant
* 54 … chronometric tracking damper
* 55 … linear pulse filter
* 56 … temporal parallel spanner
* 57 … quantum parallel chamber
* 58 … oscillating dampening coupling
* 59 … isometric tracking inverter
* 60 … plasma logic matrix
* 61 … back-up conversion array
* 62 … multivariant flux sensor
* 63 … subspace polarizing stabilizer
* 64 … auxiliary field engine
* 65 … micro gradient program
* 66 … resonating polarizing sensor
* 67 … chronometric phased equalizer
* 68 … baryon imaging assembly
* 69 … tertiary feed core
* 70 … tri-fold harmonic relay
* 71 … nadion phased coupling
* 72 … hydro harmonic sensor
* 73 … photon feed relay
* 74 … balanced frequency catalyst
* 75 … polynodal phased program
* 76 … positronic induction processor
* 77 … tetryon invariance controller
* 78 … back-up displacement assembly
* 79 … thermal displacement controller
* 80 … nadion dampening actuator
* 81 … primary reaction manifold
* 82 … ionic dampening core
* 83 … emergency reciprocating loop
* 84 … micro harmonic equalizer
* 85 … macro frequency unit
* 86 … temporal feedback sustainer
* 87 … secondary frequency processor
* 88 … thermionic interference inhibitor
* 89 … polynodal flux processor
* 90 … ionic pulse spanner
* 91 … master source manifold
* 92 … ventral source damper
* 93 … polaron phased controller
* 94 … spatial distortion catalyst
* 95 … quantum harmonic core
* 96 … osmotic imaging generator
* 97 … meson gradient chamber
* 98 … emergency pulse coil
* 99 … gravitic field drive
* 100 … tetryon field damper

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LIST OF MEDICAL ITEMS
Roll 1d100.

* 1 … universal bio capsule
* 2 … xenological blood cauterizer
* 3 … acute cellular clamp
* 4 … balanced cyber cutter
* 5 … cilial gene decontaminator
* 6 … compact membrane enhancer
* 7 … conformal neural filter
* 8 … cytoplasmic neuropathic fuser
* 9 … emergency plasma inducer
* 10 … endoplasmic protein inhibitor
* 11 … extended stasis injector
* 12 … ganglio stitch laser
* 13 … harmonic tissue meter
* 14 … incarnated valve protector
* 15 … infrared viral regulator
* 16 … intraoperative bio retractor
* 17 … macro blood sanitizer
* 18 … micro cellular scalpel
* 19 … modal cyber scope
* 20 … modular gene scrubber
* 21 … modulated membrane secutator
* 22 … multiphasic neural sensor
* 23 … nano neuropathic suture
* 24 … necromorphic plasma stabilizer
* 25 … nucleonic protein sterilizer
* 26 … oscillating stasis capsule
* 27 … phased stitch cauterizer
* 28 … polynodal tissue clamp
* 29 … positron valve cutter
* 30 … restorative viral decontaminator
* 31 … stereotactic bio enhancer
* 32 … thermal blood filter
* 33 … transient cellular fuser
* 34 … universal cyber inducer
* 35 … xenological gene inhibitor
* 36 … acute membrane injector
* 37 … balanced neural laser
* 38 … cilial neuropathic meter
* 39 … compact plasma protector
* 40 … conformal protein regulator
* 41 … cytoplasmic stasis retractor
* 42 … emergency stitch sanitizer
* 43 … endoplasmic tissue scalpel
* 44 … extended valve scope
* 45 … ganglio viral scrubber
* 46 … harmonic bio secutator
* 47 … incarnated blood sensor
* 48 … infrared cellular suture
* 49 … intraoperative cyber stabilizer
* 50 … macro gene sterilizer
* 51 … micro membrane capsule
* 52 … modal neural cauterizer
* 53 … modular neuropathic clamp
* 54 … modulated plasma cutter
* 55 … multiphasic protein decontaminator
* 56 … nano stasis enhancer
* 57 … necromorphic stitch filter
* 58 … nucleonic tissue fuser
* 59 … oscillating valve inducer
* 60 … phased viral inhibitor
* 61 … polynodal bio injector
* 62 … positron blood laser
* 63 … restorative cellular meter
* 64 … stereotactic cyber protector
* 65 … thermal gene regulator
* 66 … transient membrane retractor
* 67 … universal neural sanitizer
* 68 … xenological neuropathic scalpel
* 69 … acute plasma scope
* 70 … balanced protein scrubber
* 71 … cilial stasis secutator
* 72 … compact stitch sensor
* 73 … conformal tissue suture
* 74 … cytoplasmic valve stabilizer
* 75 … emergency viral sterilizer
* 76 … endoplasmic biocapsule
* 77 … extended blood cauterizer
* 78 … ganglio cellular clamp
* 79 … harmonic cyber cutter
* 80 … incarnated gene decontaminator
* 81 … infrared membrane enhancer
* 82 … intraoperative neural filter
* 83 … macro neuropathic fuser
* 84 … micro plasma inducer
* 85 … modal protein inhibitor
* 86 … modular stasis injector
* 87 … modulated stitch laser
* 88 … multiphasic tissue meter
* 89 … nano valve protector
* 90 … necromorphic viral regulator
* 91 … nucleonic bio retractor
* 92 … oscillating blood sanitizer
* 93 … phased cellular scalpel
* 94 … polynodal cyber scope
* 95 … positron gene scrubber
* 96 … restorative membrane secutator
* 97 … stereotactic neural sensor
* 98 … thermal neuropathic suture
* 99 … transient plasma stabilizer
* 100 … positron neuropathic inhibitor