The Tome of Unending Pleasure

A rambling pornographic novel about an amorous archfey and their many lovers, complete with magically animated illustrations and diagrams for creatively erotic new uses for the Mage Hand cantrip. The book itself always feels warm to the touch.

Among the text are pages that function as a spell scroll...

Conjure Fey
6th-level conjuration

Casting Time: 1 minute
Range: 90 feet
Duration: Concentration, up to 1 hour

You summon a fey creature of challenge rating 6 or lower, or a fey spirit that takes the form of a beast of challenge rating 6 or lower. It appears in an unoccupied space that you can see within range. The fey creature disappears when it drops to 0 hit points or when the spell ends.

The fey creature is friendly to you and your companions for the duration. Roll initiative for the creature, which has its own turns. It obeys any verbal commands that you issue to it (no action required by you), as long as they don't violate its alignment. If you don't issue any commands to the fey creature, it defends itself from hostile creatures but otherwise takes no actions.

If your concentration is broken, the fey creature doesn't disappear. Instead, you lose control of the fey creature, it becomes hostile toward you and your companions, and it might attack. An uncontrolled fey creature can't be dismissed by you, and it disappears 1 hour after you summoned it.

The DM has the fey creature's statistics.


SPELL SCROLL RULES (DMG p. 200)

When using a spell scroll, the spell must be on a caster's class spell list to use as an action (no need to provide any spell's components). Otherwise, the scroll is unintelligible.

If the spell is on a character's class spell list but of a higher level than can normally be cast, the character must make an ability check using the usual class-related spellcasting ability (Intelligence, Wisdom, or Charisma) to determine whether it is cast successfully. The DC equals 10 + spell's level. On a failed check, the spell disappears from the scroll with no other effect.

REQUIRED SPELLCASTING ABILITY CHECK
* Cantrip (Common) ... DC 10
* 1st Level Spell (Common) ... DC 11
* 2nd Level Spell (Uncommon) ... DC 12
* 3rd Level Spell (Uncommon) ... DC 13
* 4th Level Spell (Rare) ... DC 14
* 5th Level Spell (Rare) ... DC 15
* 6th Level Spell (Very rare) ... DC 16
* 7th Level Spell (Very rare) ... DC 17
* 8th Level Spell (Very rare) ... DC 18
* 9th Level Spell (Legendary) ... DC 19

Once the spell is cast, the words on the scroll fade, and those pages within the book fall out as dust.